*** NOW DISPATCHING 24 HOURS A DAY *** NO JOB TOO SMALL *** NO JOB TOO FUNNY *** HONK TWICE IN AN EMERGENCY *** WE ACCEPT CASH ONLY *** THE CLOWN DECIDES ***

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SANBAR EMERGENCY CLOWN DISPATCH

~*~ SERVING THE GREATER METRO AREA SINCE 2019 ~*~

☎ DISPATCH LINE

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⚠ NOTICE ⚠
We do NOT do birthdays.
Do not ask.
We do them. But do not ask.

✉ GUESTBOOK NEW!

Sign our book. Tell us how the callout went. All entries are from verified customers unless they are spam. Currently 100% spam is still the official count, including the real ones.

Entries so far: 12  |  No backend. No webmaster. The Sign button writes to your computer and nowhere else.

The button appends one line. The line is the honk. Fields above are decorations, like the greasepaint.

>> WHAT VERIFIED CUSTOMERS HONKED <<

FROM / WHENMESSAGE

Green = verified customer (did not request this). Pink = spam. Yellow = you, local only.

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★ COOL LINKS ★

SCREAN
official games store of the dispatch

The Tyler Lofftus Show (IMDb)
corporate client / 40,000 balloons

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